I....

.....am freaking bored!

Spam

I guess I'm just contributing to the clutter of the web. Being one of those people that contribute nothing and just take up space...

I love the comment spam. You guys are awesome for putting spam about penis enlargment and fake degrees on there :) I really hope nobody actually goes to those sites. That just encourages them and makes the problem worse!

:)

It now seems the days of a summer vacation being something to look forward to and a time in which to do all those things you aren't able to do in the school year are long gone. But it was a good time none-the-less. I worked, saved up a lot of money to survive my junior year with and actually managed to do at least ONE of the things I was planning on. But mostly life just went on like nothing was different, only when I get off work I don't have to go to class.

If I could count how many days involved building a hangover for the next day I'd probably cry.

I know, it's been a long time since I posted, and I have no excuse other than I lost interest. A couple more weeks and school will be back in swing. I have so missed some of you people. And the rest of you, well, you never left so I didn't have a chance to miss you;) If that's good or bad, I haven't decided.

It looks like I'll be doing a substantially smaller course load this fall, and good news! Anne's moving back in with me! I'm psyched about that:) A small discussion's in place about moving and finding a place with a garage. We'll see what comes of that.

Otherwise, life moves on, I'm still working at the 'leaf and bean', or 'crack and java' to some of you. For now I need to take a nap. Much luv!

Not entirely true (except the stuff about guys) but funny!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic...................................... No tits
Average looking.................... Ugly
Beautiful........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit.................................... Junkie
Friendship first.......................... Former slut
Fun.......................................... Annoying
New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned............................. No BJs
Open-minded................................. Desperate
Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional.................................... Bitch
Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

summer freedom

Well folks, here I am chillin' in spokane wa. and life is good. Missing my boy, I luv you...

As for the rest of you, you know I love you too, just not the same way:)